Red Lobster

Portion sizes and calorie counts be damned, THIS...IS...RED LOBSTER!!!! Cram as many Cheddar Bay Biscuits down the hatch as you can, they'll soon bring you more! Get a side of rice pilaf if you want to forget how much cholesterol is in the rest of the meal, but remember: CRAB! LOBSTER! SHRIMP! WHATEVER THE HELL LANGOSTINO IS!

The Meal

Cheddar Bay Biscuits
Parrot Isle Coconut Shimp
Garlic Grilled Sea Scallops
Rice Pilaf
'Chesapeake' Corn
Raspberry Smoothie
Chocolate 'Wave' Cake

Rating:  10/10

What can I say? The only thing wrong with this was one slightly overdone shrimp. Everything else was delicious, although the corn had a tad too much seasoning, but not so much excess as to ruin it.